Please Don't Chase Me hoodie
Please Don't Chase Me hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, mid-weight hoodie that speaks with quiet humor. The clean white canvas and small chest emblem give it an understated, street-ready look, while the bold back message — “PLEASE DONT CHASE ME” with a smaller line beneath — flips the mood into deadpan, slightly sardonic wit. Wear it on chilly commutes or late-night RIDES; the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel like a small, practical comfort when you want to keep to yourself. This hoodie fits into lives that value dry humor, low-key style, and thoughtful minimalism — a subtle statement piece that says more by saying less.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton‑poly blend for cozy warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape
- Double-lined hood with color‑matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit
- Durable DTF and DTG printing options plus optional embroidery
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed